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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

(Source: oxhair)

  • lesbian: that girl is really cute
  • straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH
K I N G D O M    H E A R T S     A R T     C A R D S

(Source: cr0wn-clown)

animalsdancing:

Tiny legs

thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

1boo:

greencrook:

The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella. 

you are my hero

Monday, September 1, 2014

minithecorgi:

A sour candy fell on the floor and this happened. She did this for about an hour

mymodernmet:

After months of seeing the stunning entries in the 2014 National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest, it’s finally time to announce the winners! Out of more than 18,000 entries, Marko Korošec took home the grand prize for his amazing photo of a dramatic storm cloud. Learn more about the top three winning photos and the merit winners, here.

whereareyouravengers:

teeko-husky:

I got a new job, the place looks nice. I’m working 6 hours a night as the security guard 

oh fucking shit

aaaaaaaaaaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

whereareyouravengers:

teeko-husky:

I got a new job, the place looks nice. I’m working 6 hours a night as the security guard

oh fucking shit

aaaaaaaaaaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

image

glupglup:

thisischristmascake:

ibelievethesecondpart:

sentimentalsanity:

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

SWINGING THERE IS A HORRIBLE IDEA

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET ON THE SWING

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THE SWING WITHOUT FALLING INTO ALL THAT

You know what I would call this piece if I were to name it? 

Innocence 

tumblr gets deep

globalsnapthoughts:

Young Somali refugees living in the world’s largest refugee camp, in Kenya, have sent letters of encouragement to Syrian refugee children who have also had to flee their homeland. The young Somali students reside in the Dadaab refugee camp, in north-eastern Kenya. It is home to nearly 400,000 refugees, the majority of whom have fled conflict, drought and famine in Somalia over the last 23 years. Care International, the aid agency that provides many basic services at the camp, organised the pen pal exchange and delivered the handwritten letters to Syrian children at the Refugee Assistance Centre in Amman, Jordan.They offer messages of solidarity, encouragement and advice to their “dear brothers and sisters”.

-BBC “Syria crisis: Uplifting Letters of Hope”

Perhaps the best line: “Be the stars and the new presidents of Syria.”